[CaptainBubba]

THE INTERNET WAS WAITING FOR YOUR RETURN.

CALL ALL THE NOBLES AND LORDS OF ALL THE INTERWEB AND ALERT THEM TO SIR OAO'S PRESENCE.

HAVE A LARGE MEAD OF ALE AND DO TELL ALL OF US WHO ARE SIMPLY POPPING WITH SEMI-SEXUAL WONDER AT THE THOUGHT OF YOUR NEEDLESSLY ASININE AND BORING TALES OF PERSONAL BEACH VACATIONS WHICH EVERYONE CARES ABOUT.

THIS MY FRIENDS WILL BE THE GRANDEST THREAD OF THEM ALL.