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they've stopped carrying Jones down here and even when they had it, you could only get Green Apple and Cream. anyway, that shit is too expensive for what you get.

I've started drinking this stuff called Hansen's. it's a little embarrasing because it's all natural and I don't drink faggy-hippie-squatter juice, but it's the only time I've ever been able to find a Cherry Vanilla Cream soda and have it actually taste like cherries, vanilla, and cream. so good :D