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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 01:50 PM       
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Originally Posted by Blackjack
Hey, that insurance policy is great! No more monthly payments and bastard salesmen!
All salesmen have been killed as a way to promote Zod's new insurance company.

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Originally Posted by Blackjack
I suppose the downside is that you're ONLY covered for acts of Zod, so when I crash my car I can't make a claim. But then again, hopefully everybody is too busy kneeling before Zod to be robbing, stealing, crashing cars and other activities which drive our premiums up and up. Thank you Zod, in your infinite
Indeed, it's quite hard to drive your car when you should be KNEELING. If you're caught driving your car, you'll get in an accident simply because Zod caused it. So again, you should be covered for acts of Zod. Then again, it might not matter since he'll most likely kill you for your defiance.
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