At a football game last night, this girls boyfriend who I've never met before kinda ran off and flirted with some other chicks. He was a little tipsy, but all-and-around a really cool guy, especially for someone she's only been dating for (i think) a month or two.
This is a conversation I had with this guy's girlfriend, who I know pretty well, the day after. Copied and pasted from my AIM client.
a dumb girl: honest wat u think of chris
zak: i really like him, hahah
a dumb girl: n i cant believe u went n got him
a dumb girl: n told him i was mad
zak: huh? why not?
a dumb girl: b.c i didnt no
zak: what, that i told him you were mad?
a dumb girl: i not mad
a dumb girl: jus suprised
zak: well, i figured it'd be better to tell him then and there. it made it easier to get him back.
a dumb girl: it was sweet
zak: hahah, thanks.
a dumb girl: hell u were sweeter then him
zak: heh. what can i say, i'm a regular spider-man.
a dumb girl: nah told me if i didnt start swallowin, cling less, or shave Shave
a dumb girl: then he doesnt no how long he'll b around
zak: oh, wow.
zak: that was straight out of left field.
zak: have you done that to him already?
a dumb girl: he had head
a dumb girl: but i dont swallow 2 me tats the only thing taty keeps me from bin a slut
zak: hahah. well, i guess it's good to have limitations.
Everyone knows a girl like this.
...right? Right?