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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
* Dates got here with my two friends, really hot girl
* Went out to eat at the Cali Pizza Kitchen (which I got the whitest meal in mankind)
* Saw a movie
* Came back to my appt becuase my roomate was turning 22
* Drunk alcohol
* Watched my friend get a lap dance from 4 fine women
* Got to feel the difference between a 35DDD natural breast and a 34D implant (never felt an implant before. If you are just groping, no diff, but if you push in, its weird.)
* Almost called the cops when the 34D woman said she was getting her implants taken out 
* Went skinny dipping in our pool.....
* Got some underwater handjob action 
* Watched a fight almost start
* Had more fun |
And all in 10 minutes.
For the record, that handjob was from your drunk birthday boy, fatty. Don't kid yourself.
Even if this is real, it makes me think even less of you and your "date." It sounds more like you guys bought a bunch of hookers, or just picked up some really slutty crack addicts. Doesn't speak much for you there, Vinnie.
And Chojin, if you don't do more of that comic I'm going to kill you.
