[Schimid]

You're the type of kid that would sit in either the middle or the back of my class and speak loudly about some internet phenomena or video game in an attempt to get someone like me to talk to you about said shitty music or video games, because you saw me wear a YTMND or Battletoads shirt the other day. And I don't bite so you wind up thinking that I'm some sort of preppy asshole, never taking into account the fact that I genuinely dislike you because you're fighting a relentless war on testosterone.

I fucking hate people like you. You godless faggot.