[kellychaos]

GW,

You are like an angry grizzly bear all wailing and flailing around and stuff after being caught in a bear trap. You are angry because you realize that it was Goldilocks who set the bear trap and because you do not have opposable thumbs to un-spring the trap and you can't read the bear-trap instructions even if you did because you're a bear and you can't read ... and Goldilocks is human ... and I am Goldilocks.