Woah. Woah. Wait. Woah. Woah. Here at I-Mockery, we just asterisks for VERBS. And last I checked, buddy, Sarcasm is
NOT A VERB. If you want to show your sarcasm so people on the internet can understand, put it in BBCode like so: [/sarcasm]. Opening the sarcastic statement with a [sarcasm] is optional. We may be too stupid to understand jokes without a tag to close it, but about 50% of us can get it without the opener too.
EXAMPLE:
Real nice post there.

[/sarcasm]
Hope this helps!