[kahljorn]

"Champagne? Malt liquor? Who are you trying to kid? You and I both know you only drink turpentine. "

I thought the champagne part was funny, I pictured him sneaking into fancy restaurants and mixing together the remnants for a fancy bum treat to go along side of his Treet. What's treet, you ask? The spam they sell at big lots for under a dollar. I fed that to my cats for like a week once ;(

"kahljorn: Ale is a somewhat aquired taste, most people who try it describe it as either barrel or mud. Which more often than not is true, its quite difficult to find a nice one."

My dad drinks all kinds of weird beers/ales, so I've had a few before. Just never enough to get really drunk. You know what's really weird to drink is those beers they describe as, "floral". At first it tastes horribly bitter, but once you adjust to the bitterness you get a type of "Jacuzzi to pool to jacuzzi" feeling and it starts to taste sweet and flowery.
Same thing if you drink a bit of any beer, then take a bong rip and start drinking again, it tastes so sweet it's strangely delightful. Not sweet in an over-bearing way, of course, more like a subtle sweetness you might find in tea or something.