[mburbank]

" There are reasons why I can not join, which I have stated time and time and time again ad nauseam."

You almost died once and fainted another time from a condition you can't recall the name of and don't wear an ID bracelet for becuase your Doctor said you shouldn't worry about it, but the army seems to think is important enough to deny you service. AND your Mom who's a nurse doesn't know euther or you haven't asked her. Forgive me for finding that even less credible than the Submarine letter you dared us to ask you to post tht it turns out you threw away. Care to explain any of this? Or would you rather just say "I'm a huge compulsive liar, but I'm not very good at it yet" and be done with it?

" The only reason I take her actions out of context is because I am doing it for a selfish reason. I am doing it because I want to get under Max's skin."

A.) I'm sure she'd be pleased you're using her personal story for selfish purposes. Way to suppport the troops.
B.) There is no room for you under my skin. Unless you 'overtold' your weight a lot.

" the way I have been told and the way I believe it is that at that percise moment that she needed to kill or be killed, she did not wig out. She did not fault. She did not give up. That is great and something that I wish I could be able to do, but I can not say I would do in the same situation. "

Aside from the amazingly bad syntax, you HAVE said you'd do the same in that situation OVER and OVER and OVER. It's top of the list on why you are so loathsome, which is something, becuase it's very long list.

"A few reasons I have stated time and time again and some I don't feel the need to state."
Oooooooh, secret reasons! C'mon, Vince, share! What is it? Flat feet? Crohns disease? Shy testicle syndrome? Farmer's Pants? Or is it that in reality it's hard to sign up when you've never been within hundred yrds of a recruiting station, thrown away Submarine letter boy?

"because I am only relaying my own experiences with using weapons, "

Okay, now, you don't hunt, you don't paint ball and you wouldn't pick up a gun unless you meant to use it, so what experience with weapons have you had? Archery? Laser Tag? Lawn Darts? Really vivid imaginary play?

"I shouldnt talk even thought I have had experiences with using weapons to defend myself?"
You know, I could be wrong, but I sense a really dramatic story involving some bad ass nun-chuck ninja action that ends with Vince puttin the fear in some low life crinimal scum. On a Submarine. Hive free.

"I've went deer hunting, but that is totally different."

Okay, enough is enough, I've GONE deer hunting, I've BEEN deer hunting, but only a moron says I've WENT deer hunting. Do you not speek english? Are you brain damaged? Learning disabled? What the hell is wrong with you?!

" If I am going to point a firearm at someone, it's going to be for real and its going to be to injure them or to exit their soul from their body. I don't mess around with weapons. They are used to destroy and kill. Not to play around with."

So what is your experience with weapons again? Violently hurled Mahjong tiles?

Vince. How many corners are you going to paint yourself in to?