Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
I was ridin' your mom
by the Espresso Grandee
and all o' them yuppies talking
in a cell phone symphony.
I was ridin' your mom
down by the Epresso Grande
when I seen me a copcar, copcar, copcar,
drivin' toward me.
wheeoo wheeoo handcuffs
ok, and she went boo hoo
wheeoo wheeoo handcuffs, handcuffs, handcuffs,
in the jail, by the salloon
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to get there, you take a right off first avenue north and fifth street east, keep going until you get a DUI, and, oh, hell, just follow this map I got off Mapquest:
