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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 10:18 AM       
Chimp! If you have a full time job and no dependants, you can RENT TO OWN a girlfriend! Don't feel bad about it because one way or another everybody pays for it.

Oh, and it hurts. Sex is very, very ppainful, and if you start having it on a regular basis, you will be required by law to lie and tell people it's great.
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