Well then this will scare you even more AChimp.
Remember that night that Chojin got
REALLY damn drunk? Well, I had a contact in Baltimore who is a furry in the complete and total sense of the fandom. I'm talking the kind who actually think they're the animal they play, are into all the gross fetishes, extremely yiffy, and love to fursuit beyond the max. Eeewww, that even makes me sick.
I'm such an demonic little bastard for what I caused to happen next. I set it up for this fur to give him a "wild ride" when he was too wasted to remember. And if you haven't heard, being a furry is contagious and sexually transmitted.
So Chojin, I hate to break it to you, but you will soon become a furry. Depending on which type of furry did the nasty with you, you will become that type of furry. Oh God, that means you'll be an extremely yiffy living plushie (you know, a fursuiter) thing of destruction. No one will be safe! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!
I think I went too far this time. I am
so going to Hell for this... but it was worth it!
