Dear Diary,
Today I made a hilarious reference on I-Mockery.com I mean .net. It was pretty funny, this Muslim dude was trying to be obnoxious by posting my diary entries, pasting them from my actual web journal (I've yet to figure out who he got the link from
! I will kick their fucking ass as if I'm Israel because they rule) and I said, "hey dude, what's wrong with you, is this a comedic jihad?" and I must've busted both of my nuts just laughing at that shit. It's hysterical comedy gold, I can't believe how funny I am sometimes. My aunt Trudy said that if I wasn't so damned smart I'd make a really good stand-up comedian, but then I decided to discuss the politics of a region I know nada about. Slightly different. I'm unintentionally funny most of the time. I think it's because I depend on Wikipedia too much. Either that, or I'm just fucking funny, hence the "comedic jihad" line (copyright!)
Today I was informed that at least 10 Danes converted to Islam since this incident. I don't know what to think! They're probably doing it because they're scared! That's more Muslims for me to critisize! But, at least I get to slap them all under the same catagory, the more Muslims, the less I think! Because the more I blame the world's problems on Islam. Easy as.
Yours,
ABC
Target of war and genocide (stop chuckling, I'm
serious!), Divison A