[Chojin]

I think your assumptions on our other members are simply adorable, Maven. It's like how a toddler thinks everyone else must be a baby, too.

I'm going to offer you a clue. Just sorta surreptitiously slide it under the door.

Not everyone is a burgeoning youth beset on all sides by fabricated drama and stolen clichés; I realize that all comedy is borrowed, but at least learn how to apply it in a way that still makes it funny. You have all the anger, spirit, et al anyone could ever need - What you're lacking is any sort of substance beyond what kids called you before you had to be home-schooled.

They weren't doing it to be funny, Maven. They really hated you, Maven. Try to be funny, Maven.