He's got them thar nigg*r lips.
Little boy: MOMMY WHY ARE HIS EYES WEIRD???
Mother: *slaps little boy* You hush up! The Good Lord made him that way! He's beautiful! All of God's children are beautiful!
Now let's hurry along son, and don't look directly into his eyes.
Happier than the average mocker.
I really need to get a shave and a haircut today.
