Indeed, watching baseball is the goddamn pits. Even when I actually go to baseball games, I can never sit and watch the whole thing. I end up going to get ultra-expensive nachos, and then I get distracted by the $500 seat cushions in the gift shop, and one of the hundreds of televisions placed inside the stadium is playing something good, so I stop and watch it.
However, it is very fun to play baseball. But since God decided to drop several inches of white shit, that won't be happening any time soon.
Fuck you, god.
