[master_d_68]

There's a lot of odd, yet fascinating shit in Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg, but traffic is a HUGE bitch with sweaty titties. When I was 8, I always wanted to hit the knife shops and the other cool stores, but my family was always adament on hitting up Dollywood. Too bad, I wanted to buy the knife from the Crow. Too bad you didn't get to hit the Dixie Stampede RoG, there you get to watch the North and the South fight it out while you eat, and the side of the arena you sit on determines what side you're rooting for. The look on one's face as they tear into a side of ribs, and realize they're accidental racists is a beautiful thing rivaled only by the sight of Athena's bare ass.