[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

If this party wins it means you could legally.

Take a free subway to a playground naked, get a 12 year old drunk, take him back to your windmill for some drugs and limewired kiddy porn, say "hey baby those shoes aren't the only wood you'll be getting today" have sex with him doggy style, then have sex with your dog kiddy style, paint his yoohoo GOOOOOOOOLD. and as long as he doesn't wanna be circumcised or you don't take him to a steak dinner it's perfectly legal?

Or as Johnny Couth calls it, a Thursday night.