Well, we can't ALL make such SPECTACULAR haikus, slavemasonnn. So I figured I'd do something else that would be wonderfully funderfully great, slavemasonnnnnn. And I'm sorry you didn't like my tentative title, which will obviously be changed in the final incarnation, slavemasonnnnnnnnnnnnn.
I'm glad you think it's great, slavemasonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. But don't lie to your "friends" (read: pictures of kids cut out of your latest issue of Zillions). You do not know me, and I am not your friend, slavemasonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.