[THE REAL ROD HULL PULLS THE FALSE CHIN OFF OF THE FALSE ROD HULL]
RICH - And this ridiculous wig.
THE FALSE ROD HULL - No, no! The hair is real.
RICH - Oh, sorry. I'm going to ask you the question once again. Listen carefully to what I say. Think very carefully before you answer: Are you the Real Rod Hull, Rod?
THE FALSE ROD HULL - [VERY QUIETLY] No.
RICH - What did you say?
THE FALSE ROD HULL - NO, I'M NOT! I'M NOT HIM!
RICH - I'm very cross with you, False Rod Hull. I trusted you and now look an idiot in front of everyone!
THE FALSE ROD HULL - I-I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. Can I now please have my JELLY!
STU - No you can't! [TO AUDIENCE] No, don't encourage him.
You've got over four bowls of jelly out of this show under false pretences. No way!
THE FALSE ROD HULL - Excuse me, real, genuine, three-dimensional Rod Hull.