[FALSE ROD KNEELS IN FRONT OF STU]
Please! I luuuuuurrrrrrrvvvvee Jelly!
STU -No, off you go.
THE FALSE ROD HULL - Awww. [FALSE ROD CRAWLS OFF STAGE] Oh no! What shall I do? What shall become of me?! Sans arm, sans chin, sans jelly. Sans everything.
RICH - Rod, I can only say I'm filled with embarresment over this incident. It's terrible.
THE REAL ROD HULL - Well, I honestly don't know how you two chaps were taken in by that.
RICH - Well, you know, he came in, this man (whoever he is) and said he was the real Rod Hull. Why should we doubt him? He went through a lot of trouble with that disguise just to get a few bowls of jelly.
THE REAL ROD HULL - Have you thought of it from my point of view? I mean, it's almost offensive, isn't it? How can you expect that cheap and tawdry character, that reprobate, that dropout, that amateur, to be me? Really me? He doesn't look like me, doesn't talk like me, doesn't dress like me.
And the arm was false.
I think this whole episode has been a bit... juvenile.
RICH - Well, all I can say Rod is that we are genuinely very sorry for any offense. Really, we really are.
THE REAL ROD HULL - Right, I accept that.
Now, can I have my jelly?
[THE REAL ROD ATTACKS RICH AND STU] You said I could have jelly!
[SHRIEKING] GREEN JELLY! BECAUSE I LOVE JELLY!!! I AM ROD HULL!!!!!