OK, so now I've been called Harry Potter, the new Superman guy, and now Fat Johnny Depp.
Technically, that should mean my sexiness transcends demographics and I should be found attractive by any number of women at any given time. But amazingly, that is not the case.
Ah well. I don't need anyone else as long as I have my girlfriend.
Besides, if tons of girls liked me, she'd get tired from kicking all their asses because she likes me all to herself.