Jixby Phillips Hero
Reporter (talks to people rushing out of a store)
excuse me, can you tell me what happened?
Really over wieght guy (stops because he's out of breath)
am I on TV?
Reporter
Well, technically no but if you don't act like a jerk you will be
Really over wieght guy
Ya, well this guy was holding people hostage and demanded a 25 dollar coupon
Reporter
Do you know what the coupon is for?
Really over wieght guy
how the f!@#@! would I know?
Reporter
we've had a report that the person holding the hostages wants me to come in and give his demands
Hostage guy
Look it's not like I don't deserve a coupon, I've worked here for 30 years and I never got one
Reporter
Don't you think this is extreme to say the least demanding a $25 dollar coupon?
The Hostage guy seems agitated and picks up a Lord of the rings plastic sword swishing it around, suddenly out of the corner of the camera's view a young man leaps in and strikes the Hostage guy right in the balls with two fists... screaming
I AM JIXBY PHILLIPS and that is my 25 dollar coupon!
Reporter
wow that was amazing
Jixby Phillips
thanks
Reporter
Can I ask you why you risked your life for a 25 dollar coupon?
Jixby Phillips
It's my coupon, see it's got my name on it
