Who doesnt like Stabbing Paper-Mache Octorocks with a cardboard Sword. I mean, I cant be the only one, Right?
I think the best possible tattoo to get would be an invisible tattoo that glows in the dark. And Zelda Tattoos are for nerds, If i were you, I would get a picture of a 300 pound Elvis Presley. Gain some weight so that when you slap your belly, elvis would get "All Shook up!"
Edit. My 666th post.
