[McClain]

Make sure that if it's your first tattoo you put in somewhere concealed. And even then, placement depends on how big you want it, how much pain you can handle and how visible you would like it to be. The underside of your arms and your ribcage are quite sensitive. As is the hip line. Basically, where ever there isn't much fat it hurts. Your shoulder or upper arm isn't so bad.

The taint is barely noticeable. Get the triforce there. That way, since you're getting a gay tattoo, all the gay guys who are plunging your drain will have something to look at.