STFU Milhouse.
I've been talking to your girlfriend. She says you lost your dick. I told her to put a quarter under her pillow and look in the freezer the next morning for a shriveled up okra looking thing.
Nah. It ain't your dick but it's bigger than the real deal and she should feel honored..
She thanked me and it's now our little secret.
Hope you find your dick though.
And soon.....
She's a real nice lady.