[Sam]

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How to Miss School



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this is my way of missing school its working so far(sorry for my spelling on some).
Steps

1. pick the day that you want to miss school don't just wake up and say "I'm gonna miss school today!"
2. SHOW SYMPTOMS!!!!!
3. the night before go to bed early like around 7:00 or 8:00
4. depending on your parents, say you have a fever,flu, or some other condition.
5. im listing all the things you will need to do for each sickness.
6. FLU: mix vineger and milk or ornge juice and pepsi together or other crap that you can think of.
7. remember showing fever symptoms usally helps when faking this sickness.
8. have a"kit" of fake puke like make 3 glasses of the stuff you going to mix,my favorite is milk, cider, and vineger mixed.
9. remember that you gotta actully DRINK this stuff that your making so you can and will feel and show symptoms of this sickness.
10. store your "kit" under the bathroom sink or other places that your parents wont look.
11. FEVER:sucking on a penny,quarter,dime or any of those will raise your temperature by .5 or 2 degrees so dont count on this method!
12. drink lots of hot water get 500-100 mL of water than heat it in the microwave for about 30-1 min. depending if you like hot stuff.
13. wrap a blanket or pillow around your head than(OPTIONAL:masterbate...really it increases your boby temperature by 2-3 degree's) breath very heavily into it so your face looks flushed and pale when you go to pappy and say you got a fever.
14. stay in bed and turn the fan on when the parents come to show your trying to cool off but only do this when they come or it'll ruein all the attempts to raise the temp!
15. OTHER: this is just little side things that will get you more of a chance of faking it, dont show intrest in anything that you LOVE like for me it is pizza.
16. PLEASE dont stop showing some of the symptoms


Tips

* DONT STOP SHOWING SYMPTOMS I CANT STRESS THAT ENOUGH!!!! ot your mom or dad might and will think that you are magicly better.
* this is for if you have to ride your bike to school or have parents that go to work at 7:00 or something.
* make your "kit" and follow the stuff on the steps so you get an extra start.
* If your parents are like mine, they NEVER answer their cell or work NO. so call so you can at least say "well I tried your cell but you wouldn't answer!"
* Dont cry about it! if you cant miss that day of school tough !@#$ your going and plus doesnt really matter? if your parents say your going after all of this well guess what? your going!
* dont argue back just act like you kinda WANT to go to school so that way they'll think "well if he/she's not really complaining about it than i guess he/she can stay home!" or something along those lines.


Warnings

* in 6th grade i missed about 22 days and almost had to repeat it so dont get to carried away with it!