that dogcock is the staple of the American patriot and poet and here's why
Some of you may remember Lycurgus1985 (of "shut the fuck up fat man" fame:
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20770 )
I was perusing the thread backups forum as I do every full moon when in a fit of boredom I typed in Lycurgus' alternate screen name into Google (JayWolf1985, as found by the name in his photobucket account) and came up with none other than his devianTART page.
Lo and behold,
http://jaywolf1985.deviantart.com/gallery/
Relatively benign if slightly creepy.
Entering Brokeback Country here
OH GOD GOOD CHRIST FUCK