Not pictured: Slutty girls that they're friends with that I
have gotten with

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BUT SRSLY- If over half of them have boyfriends AT THAT PARTY, one is hideous even when I'm tanked, and that leaves 2 and I didn't get either of em, I still had a fun night being hammered on my friend's birthday
Just for you tenno, I'll record it the next time I bag a slut
