[Angryhydralisk]

I got a good laugh. Especially about milk blowing up Santa's stomach. And speaking of Santa, he's quite a character...

- He thrives in the coldest tundras of Earth with midget elves and an old wife.

- He's been alive and in spirit for hundreds of years.

- He can visit Over 6 billion houses in a night.

- He can carry enough toys in a tiny sled for said 6 billion+

- He makes a bunch of deer fly.

- And he manages to stay fat doing all of these amazing tasks that'd wear out the Flash in a couple hours.

If I didn't know better, he sounds like some kind one-day superhero! (With the Warrior as his greatest nemesis, no doubt.)

Predating DC & Marvel by 200 years, it's SANTA CLAUS!