[Jixby Phillips]

Who remembers that movie ROBERT CARR: PICK OF THE LITTER

heres a synopsis from imdb in case you don't:

In this sequel to ROBERT CARR: TEACHER (note from jixby that is the first movie where he gets transferred from a prestegious private school to the inner-city school and turns the lives of his kids around) Robert Carr (played by elliott gould) is a pompous school teacher who works at an inner-city school where the teachers just stoped caring. When a fantastic scholarship oppertunity comes to his class to be awarded to the most deserving student, he is at a loss for what to do, since he made all the students straight A students in the first movie now, and in his dyes they ALL deserve the scholarship. So he holds a decathalon that includes ball-room dancing, pie-eating contests, and other stupid bullshit. does anyone rise to the challenge? ps this is the one where he gets his dick sucked by the pretty lady teacher

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Well, the mad magazine parody of this movie would be called

ROGER BARR: PICK OF THE NOSE all with a funny picture of him picking his nose with his freakishly large