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Originally Posted by HickMan
I got pretty hammered myself. Off of Miller High Life :O
TAKE BACK THE HIGH LIFE WITH AN HONEST BEER
OH I DID
and I got laid!
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Finally, someone else who can appreciate the High Life.
I spent my new year's eve in a crowded bar dancing the mashed potato while fending off a nasty chick with incredibly fucked up teeth that my buddy repeatedly tried hooking me up with. At about 3:15 I called it quits and passed out in a neon van that was parked in an office lot.
Who would of thought that dancing the Mashed Potato for 5 straight hours WOULDN'T get a man laid? Especially a man wearing jeans and a sport coat?