So I've been doing Atkins for a few weeks, and before last night I'd lost about 15 pounds. I decided I'd hit up the bars, and I had several light beers (

), a non-light beer, a shot of 10-year Bushmills (oh, how I savored it), but then forgetting about the diet I had a girlie drink because I accidentally ordered four shots' worth of it instead of 2 for a birthday girl. Oh noes, I've ruined my metabolic processes! I'll have to start over!
I weighed three pounds less after I got back from the bar than when I'd left. See, drinking is GOOD FOR YOU.