[Ninjavenom]

Learn some punctuation. No, really, see all those extra keys with the crazy pictures on them? like :

'
:
;
"
/
?
.
,

Funny pictures, huh? Well it turns out, they can be used to form COGNITIVE THOUGHTS! Not only that, but using only ONE period instead of six or seven will save you TONS of time! AMAZING! You know what the best part is? People might actually take you seriously, and not think you sound like a depressed penis that just "CAN'T seem to get up lately : (" ! WOW!