I just threw my last razor away
I shaved both ways with it cause I gots a hot date tonight and I want to be all smoothe incase my blood starts to boil and I throw all my rational thought out the window and like, like just go into this hardcore make out session where all she can taste is MattJack, and I like, I grab her backside because I'm just all caught up in the moment and stuff, she isn't my co worker though
. DAMN I JUST REALIZED THIS BLOOD RUSH THING MAY STRIKE AGAIN TONIGHT!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO