[kahljorn]

So the other day i came home from a bad day at school and i was sad and my dad said when i come home from asad day at school i should pray to god so i said what should i pray about and he was all you should pray about something you love so i was all ok and prayed for petey dear god i love petey i hope his soul goes to heaven unlike other dogs and the next day i came home from school and petey was dead so iwas sad and my dad was all prey for something else you love so i prayed for my bird fido and then came home from school the next day and fido was dead and i was sad again and my dad said to pray for a gold fish and i did and he died so the next night i secretely prayed for my dad and the next day was absolutely fuckin ghorrible i came home from school and my mom was all stressed out she had frazzle rocks in her hair and shit and i was like mom what happened whats so horrible and she was all first the washingmachine exploded and flooded the floors, then the vacuum cleaner broke and i cant clean the living room and then the mailman dropped dead on the door step