[CaptainBubba]

Hey kiddies get out this is a question for adults who do adult stuff like floss and cry on the toilet because they arent regular.

I am turning 21 soon and I am also moving to where my friends live so I will probably go to bars occasionally since they are in Frats and are huge fags for drinking (huge, they love it). Anyway, I hear you are supposed to buy women folk drinks but this is really lame to me so I was wondering instead how much you think it would cost to bribe the bartender to instead do other things.

For example if a girl was like "Hey, buy me a drink" how much would I have to bribe the bartender to play along when I said "Sure. Get this lady a You're Fat", then he would make a fancy girl drink, drink it, and lean over the counter and say "You are so fat" to the girl. I am thinking a 10 would cover it but maybe there is a rule about being nice to ladies at bars? I don't know, but it would be tops if such things were doable.

Nice things too, I mean I could just as easily bribe him to say something nice but what are the chances of a person with teeth and a complete set of organs being at a bar that I would think was worth my time.