[GADZOOKS]

Funny is not what Jay said to Nas
Funny is when workin' niggas can't find jobs
So they tryna find niggas to rob
Tryna find bigger guns so they can finish the job
Funny is when the crack kids can't find moms
Cause they end up inna PINE box or locked behind bars
Funny ain't the Summer Jam for Hot 97
Funny is the cocaine and AIDS epidemic
Funny don't come with a radio edit
Funny is when the judge is callin' you "defendant"
Funny, it comes with a long jail sentence
Handed down to you in a few short minutes
Funny is when your girl come through for a visit
Talkin' bout "I'm pregnant by some other nigga"
Funny is high blood pressure and bad credit
Need a loan for your home and you're too broke to get it
And all your little kids is doin is gettin' bigger
You tryin not to raise 'em around these wild niggas
Funny is when a gold digger got ya seat and a
A manicured hand out like "pay me nigga"
Or I'm tellin' your wife
Or startin' up some foul rumor that'll ruin your life
Funny is when a gangster ain't doin it right
Another gangster then decided what to do with his life
Funny is not what these famous niggas do on the mic
Funny is what George Bush would do in a fight
Yeah, Funny is not what Ja said to 50
Funny is more than Irv not bein here with me
When a soldier ends his life with his own gun
Funny is tryin' to figure out what to tell his son
Funny is oil prices and geopolitics
Funny is Iraq, the West Bank, and Gaza Strip
Some Funny is big and some Funny is small
But what y'all call Funny is not Funny at all
Funny is real life happenin' everyday
And it's realer than them songs that you get at Kay Slay