[kahljorn]

"MY MATCH: BETTER LIKE DICK. LOTS OF DICK. MORNING, NOON, AND NIGHT. DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK. I HATE HEARING NO SO A MUTE WOULD BE A PLUS. AS LONG AS YOU LIKE DICK. BIG, JUICY DICK."

then he'd probably get one of those fetish girls that like to be dominated and treated like crap.

"I never knew you can actually hit on girls by writing "

What? You've never heard of a love letter before? or like... uh... i dont know.. i mean... people use words to write with, and words to hit on people. Pretty similar, all in all, I'm surprised it surprises you so.
maybe im just missing his dutch/finnish whatever sarcasm :O