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Originally Posted by executioneer
would golf combined w/ nascar involve hitting balls at the racecars' windshields
because i would so fucking watch that
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That is pretty much how I imagined it. The golfer would have to hit X amount of windshields to win. If no golfer hit the amount of windshields necessary to win, then the first driver to cross the finish line wins.
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Originally Posted by DeadKennedys
Fuck yeah! Go to the bunny ranch and screw that Jade chick or whatever her name is. One of my former life goals. 
Also, a black guy told me I have the face and demeanor of Tiger Woods. Usually I just get Keanu Reeves |
I don't know who that girl is, but I did see a stripper/hooker in Walmart last night. She looked rough.
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Bwahaha,...
MattJack, Gigolo.
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It is a calling, what can I say?
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Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
so how are you posting on i-mockery?
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I am living with an ex girlfriend of mine right now. She has the power of internet. She is also the only person I know within 1400 miles
