[Grislygus]

A Christian rock band was having a jam session tonight in the warehouse next to the restaurant where I work.

While I was closing up and taking out the garbage, we noticed that the entourage consisted of twelve teenagers, two middle aged women with huge asses and pink sweatpants, an old guy and one incredibly creepy middle-aged man armed with a pomeranian, standing outside the door and praising Jesus. The only song I heard them play was a horrible rendition of "Why can't we be Friends" (dragged out to fifteen-twenty minutes). This was followed by previously mentioned old guy running past me with no pants on while I took out the garbage, which in turn was followed by three of the previously mentioned teenagers running out to apologize profusely.



Blah blah blah, stay the fuck away from Oregon.