[Carson Daly]

As you've probably already read, I'll be the first person to step over the WGA picket line when I resume my show Monday. There's only one problem: I HAVE NO WRITERS!

I wasn't sure where to go, so I had some friends send out an e-mail:

Edit: Characters don't get to spam, either.

Then it dawned on me: "Remember when you used to go to that website where everyone hated you? Isn't that a comedy website?"

So I'm back. If any of you have any joke ideas, let me know.

No "massive tool" jokes, please!