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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 03:46 PM        OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG Last night was the Dave Chappelle show and it was fucking great

The opening act was Greer Barnes, who was hilarious. I remember seeing his stand-up special on Comedy Central. Some people after the show thought he was funnier than Dave, although he only went half as long as Dave, and I thought he ran out of material near the end.

Dave Chappelle was awesome. He did some of the funniest jokes about shitting and sex I've ever heard. He also did a big thing about the Washington D.C. sniper, which was still great even though it was a while ago. I had front row seats too, and in this huge arena of about 10,000 people, I was about four feet away from him.

After the show I was drinking in someone's garage and listening to this guy tell a story about the time he did horse tranquilizers and sat in a closet for the rest of the night because he thought it was an elevator. Then this morning I purged about 20 pounds of vomit. Don't drink, kids.
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