I'll fuckin' tell you when the time is right. In the meantime, I'm saving up some dough to get a PCFX. It was the Turbografx' biggest bro:
http://pcenginefx.com/PC-FX/
It's a thirty-two bit system with a helluva lot of dating sim games, but it has a few R-Type ones, too.
There's a hatch up top where you stick the disc in. I just want it because I want it.