[Sam]

Pub: Are you back on the horse?
Sam: are you referring to alchohol?
Pub: Hell no. I'm talking about the filliy that I never even saddled. Wimmin.
Sam: oh
Sam: no
Sam: booze is cheaper and easier
Pub: I know I've died & gone to cyberheaven when they invent internet-alcohol
Sam: internetcohol
Pub: porncohol
Sam: ALCHOPORN
Pub: PURFECT!
Sam: i love it
Sam: TRADEMARKD
Pub: If you got that on the market you would make loads of money in the 20 minutes it would take for hackers to pirate it.then you'd join the RIAA
Sam: and i could sue them
Sam: and make MORE
Pub: I can't think of a way to spend more than a billion dollars with out being silly & saying things like coloising the moon, feeding africa or paying the national debt.
Sam: BOOZE
Sam: seriously i would buy a brewery
Pub: With a billion you could BUY most of the decent distilleries in the world.
Sam: i know
Pub: I would be like a drunk Lex Luther
Sam: I would be like a drunk person who owned distileries
Sam: but was still very lonely
Pub: Lex Luther has a crush on Superman's lady & never gets laid. He is a very sad & angry man.
Sam: um Lex Luthor gets laid from Supergirl
Pub: Oh fucking hell, he deoes? I want to be him more than ever. :-(
Sam: she wears her little skirt and sits on his lap
Sam: i've seen it
Pub: Oh my gods, that is like the best thing to spend money on if I was him after all the alcohol
Sam: i know :-(
Pub: Alien ladies go all night.
Sam: ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE LEX LUTHOR