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Forum Virgin
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Ireland
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Jan 3rd, 2008, 07:56 PM
Next update: being an obnoxious git when you win.
Step 1: Ensure you won the match.Starting a rant only to find you have actually lost will allow your opponent to begin there own. (having more lives then your opponent isnt necessary but does and to your gloating options)
Step 2: Proced to chant obsenities regarding you opponents lack of "skilz".(I recomend playing the Xbox 360 with Americans for pointers)
Step 3: Do the peanut butter jelly dance.( Whilst still chanting obsenities)
Step 4: Laugh as your opponent refuses to play with you anymore, claiming that you are a jerk.( It's really because of your "uber mad skilz")
Step 5: Find new friends and repeat.
*Caution: Nintendo does not advise anyone those in public(eg a gaming kiosc) this is do to probobility of violence. Not everyone will appriciate you "uberness".
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