[boshobosho]

Well I'll toss one in.
In college I was seeing a girl for awhile. Normal sex, no biggie. But one night she comes to my dorm drunk as hell and we end up having sex. She's riding me while we're sitting up, and I suddenly feel a gushing from between her legs. I throw her off of me, onto the floor and shout "YOU PISSED ON ME!" so loud the whole dorm could hear, and I did figure it was piss because she was drunk. Apparently she'd just had a female ejaculation which she had learned how to have from that sex show that old lady hosted on Lifetime.
She was real embarassed when she had to walk out though, people figuring she'd peed.