[CastroMotorOil]

My friend mike has the weirdest dreams ever. In his last one he starts by knocking on a door and messing up some old guys "lovin" time. The guy gets really pissed so mike goes and gets married, playing at the reception is Pantera, Dashboard Confessional and Ben Kweller. So he does the logical thing and goes out flying a plane only he has to parachute out. So he lands in a farmers field but its that old guy again, who then blows off his head with a shotgun. Mike then goes to a Dr to get a new head. So the doctor gives him harry konnick jr.'s head. From then on he joins pantera but gets kicked out for sucking too bad on bass. The dream went on for about another 30 minutes and it just got weirder, involving saddam hussien and bat boy.