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Originally Posted by Mockery
Why are they so good? And please tell me it's true that you can eat a whole box of these things every day and not gain any weight. That's how these things work right? You don't put on any weight because they're "mini" and that means you can eat forty of 'em... RIGHT?
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You are technically correct. However, they are cursed. Merely gazing upon with thoughts of eating them causes you to gain weight. As for why they are so good, Hostess made a deal with Satan, wherein they sacrifice 13 virgin children every full moon at midnight in order to get the secret recipe (which also explains the curse).